A toast to the fuel-efficient body!

This, from today's Los Angeles Times:

The average American walks about 900 miles a year, according to a Harvard study. And the average American drinks 22 gallons of alcohol a year, the American Medical Assn. says. Concludes Jack Finarelli of SportsCurmudgeon.com: "This means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kind of makes you proud to be an American."